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ascii art farts does it again.

two different coworkers had two different suggestions for me, as my wedding is around the corner.

1. to put her in her place, i should sit down at dinner. if she makes some meal i absolutely hate, i should take each plate/bowl/gravy train/etc and flip it upside down on the table and follow it with, DON’T YOU EVER MAKE THIS SHIT FOR ME AGAIN!
2. in my first year of marriage, i should take a penny and put it in a jar every time we have sex. after the first year, i should take a penny out each time we have sex. by the time i die, there will still be pennies left over

needless to say, these went over like lead ballons when we had a lil dialog about them. any other suggestions?

in a continuation of this fiasco, my mom is trying to pass messages from the psycho ex to me, through my wife (to be)! also, she tried to tell amanda what was in this 2pg creep-note. 👿

anyway, i’m very grateful i’ve got an awesome wife (to be.) she took a stand today against the sometimes frightening mother of mine and refused to be a part of this fiasco. i don’t blame her.

after tomorrow’s interview part deux, i’ll be stopping by to have a lil dialog with my mother about this to make sure she knows exactly where i stand on this issue.

note to self: even when you think you won’t ever need a numeric auto-incrementing primary key, put one in anyway.

i mean, it’s just good taste…

Hi all.

If you’d like to brave the 30+ (more +, less 30) mile drive to listen to some stuffy old guys endlessly ramble on about acheivements and such at The Palace of Auburn Hills, you’re welcome to. They’ll be doing their thing June 17th at 7pm. I’ll be in a cap and gown, probably front row left or right. The tricky last name gets me good seats for gigs like this. You’ll try to take pictures as I walk by but some large woman in front of you will block your view. Hey, it happens.

Anyway, if you want to attend, let me know. There’s only 20,000 seats left. If you can’t (or don’t want to but say you can’t) make it, that’s cool too. 🙂

If you want an official announcement, I have five. If you folks want more than five, I’ll pick some more up or I’ll scrawl something with my left hand and crayons on the back of a Rams Horn placemat; make it look all educated and such.

Here’s some more information. http://www.oaklandcc.edu/commencement/Information.htm#guest

Degrees are for leverage…

–Nick

i leave my ssh (22) port forwarded for 12 hours….look what happens. un friggin belivable.

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free wireless at pittsburgh airport

I’d rather fuck an umbrella or a palm tree

i got an envelope from my mother w/ my cell phone bill. i opened it up and saw it was a 2pg typed letter starting with dear nick,

i quickly flipped to the bottom of the second page and discovered it was from the ex. i didn’t even bother reading it, just wadded it up and threw it in the fucking trash.

i had a lil dialog w/ jer about it.

n AdAms 5755 (9:30:48 PM): i saw who it was from and threw it away.
J120608 (9:30:49 PM): are you kidding me? the psycho ex?
J120608 (9:30:54 PM): a wise idea…
J120608 (9:31:01 PM): prolly coated in anthrax anyways…
n AdAms 5755 (9:31:59 PM): or crotch juice.
n AdAms 5755 (9:32:02 PM): i dunno what’s worse
J120608 (9:32:20 PM): lol… crotch anthrax… 🙂

why doesn’t she just go away?

amanda and i are doing our sidework. we’ve been up for 16 hours so far.

we’d like to report that it’s 85 and sunny here 50mi east of orlando. 😀