file this under creepy

2005.05.13

i got an envelope from my mother w/ my cell phone bill. i opened it up and saw it was a 2pg typed letter starting with dear nick,

i quickly flipped to the bottom of the second page and discovered it was from the ex. i didn’t even bother reading it, just wadded it up and threw it in the fucking trash.

i had a lil dialog w/ jer about it.

n AdAms 5755 (9:30:48 PM): i saw who it was from and threw it away.
J120608 (9:30:49 PM): are you kidding me? the psycho ex?
J120608 (9:30:54 PM): a wise idea…
J120608 (9:31:01 PM): prolly coated in anthrax anyways…
n AdAms 5755 (9:31:59 PM): or crotch juice.
n AdAms 5755 (9:32:02 PM): i dunno what’s worse
J120608 (9:32:20 PM): lol… crotch anthrax… 🙂

why doesn’t she just go away?

2 comments

  1. To be honest… i can not think of a wiser thing could have been done.

    docah, May 14, 2005
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