the state


i’ve started watching seasons 1 thru 3 of an old mtv show called the state

every now and again, when i’m strapped for cash, i like to slip on a skirt, slap on some lipstick, tie my penis between my legs and head down to the docks for a little hustling. the money’s right and it’s a helluva rush.

now i know what you’re thinking, hey on-air personality, isn’t hustling dangerous? you bet it is. and that’s why i charge a lot. it helps to keep the rif-raf away if you know what i’m talking about.

— on-air personality (played by michael ian black)

Categories : fun

one comment

  1. Dude, I haven’t seen the State for years and years… “I’m gonna dip my BALLS in it”. Rock on! 🙂

    jer, April 22, 2005

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